sorry:

I’m the type of person that never starts a conversation and then wonders why I have no friends

(Fonte: sorry)

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damnhowell:

so this girl at my school was mad at me so on facebook she sent me

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instead of correcting her spelling, i just took her profile picture and made this and sent it to her

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she doesn’t get it

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nicotinerampage:

telemiscommunication:

telemiscommunication:

Fairy World?

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Scary World

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You’re not that scary.

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Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet! 

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It burns! 

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Fairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Dairy World?

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Hairy World.

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Oh, darn it!

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you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.

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Nature/Love/quotes
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"If I had to choose a religion, the sun as the universal giver of life would be my god." - Napoleon Bonaparte (via uoa)
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pinkmanjesse:

first week of school:

  • i’m gonna try my absolute best in my classes
  • i’m gonna get straight A’s
  • make lots of new friends

second week:

  • nah, fuck this
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axolo-tl:

when u try ur best

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but u dont succeed image

(Fonte: raxolotl)

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  • me:what's for homework?
  • teacher:your homework is to read the next chapters in your textbook
  • me:so no homework?
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